Month: March 2018

“Point and click? What about these fucking lines?” Tanner says as he holds up a handful of paper. “Come on bro, you’re a god damn pro with that shit.” “Have you read the fucking this? I may be good, but the dialogue is going to be like polishing a turd.”

“B-B-But I can’t,” Shatner says as he gestures towards his bloody and broken legs. “I can’t even stand, and from the amount of blood that’s currently escaping my body I’d say there’s not much hope for me ever walking again. So it is unfortunately up to you, and only you.”

“Shit Sophie, I’m not scared of change, I’m scared of fucking dying out there trying a stupid fucking move that will end in my death,” Jessica says through clenched teeth. “Who’s overreacting now?” “What the hell? I am not overreacting!” “Of course you are,” Sophie says with a nervous smile.

“A-Aren’t you worried about the c-cops?” He laughs, “Why the fuck would I be worried about the cops for?” “Rodney’s murder, they’re bound to start investigating his disappearance at some stage.” “Honey, by the time anyone gives a shit where Rodney is, we’ll be a memory.” “What’s that supposed mean?”

“It’s a long way down, I can’t tell if they’re dead or just trapped.” “Well get down there and check for god sake.” “It’s not that safe. Can’t we just call it in an…” “Get the fuck down that hill and see what sort of condition they’re in and help!”

“So tell me, in all your fantasies what happens?” “Fantasies is taking it a little far don’t you think?” “Doesn’t it depend on what happens? If it goes wild and pleasurable then it’s fantasy, but if it’s gets dark and gory then it’s a nightmare,” she says with a smirk.

The thing laughs, “To stop someone who could not be stopped is a contradiction of words, and sense. What did this impossible weapon look like?” “I-I-I don’t remember.” “Then how do you intend to find it, if you don’t know what it looks like?” He stares at his ghoulish reflection.

“A million or more I’m sure. Although if I was to be honest, which I believe you wish me to be, I’d say your life expectancy will be quite low. Probability wise though, I’d say you’ll be dead before the end the day, if not within an hour or so.”

“Honey, if you’re paying the bill you can take me anywhere.” He quickly presses on several selections and the screen lights up, declaring that they are now both in a private room. ‘It’s been too long’ he types. She laughs, “Honey we only saw each other a few hours ago.”