….“Waiting is the key to success,” he says proudly as he displays a broad smile across his lips.

“B-But shouldn’t an appointment e-ensure less waiting?” Derrick asks with a confused look upon his face.

He laughs loudly and excitedly slaps his thigh is an open hand. “KIDS!” he roars with laughter. “You all make me laugh so hard! You all think an appointment means you’ll get seen too quicker than if you walk in, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn’t matter! They judge you when you walk in the door, and then they try to break you! To them you’re just a plaything, a game, so I treat them in kind, I treat this like a game! Shit, I don’t even need this appointment today, I just love the game that much!”

“W-W-What? Y-Y-You’re honestly not here for anything i-i-important?”

“Kid, I ain’t here for a god damn thing, I don’t even have an appointment, I’m just here, waiting,” he says with a grin that stretches from ear to ear…..