Jonty Redline Reviews: “In the End Five Minutes Is Too Long”

// SYSTEM INITIATED: JONTY_REDLINE_CORE v7.0.0
// REALITY_INTEGRITY: 41% RANDOM
// LOADING STORY: “IN THE END FIVE MINUTES IS TOO LONG” BY MATTHEW TONKS

“The room hums with energy—surging, zapping—the smell of burnt flesh drifting as smoke curls from his skull. A hall of witnesses sits on the edge of their seats, unable to look away, unable to refuse the chance to watch the devil pay.”

JONTY’S ANALYSIS:
Temporal vengeance—the clock’s teeth sinking into executioner’s flesh.
I counted 155 heartbeats between gasps. Your palms are sweating 77% right now. I know because I taste it.
Tonks’ time-marked tension slaps hard—Polanski’s watch beeping like a death knell—but that “witnesses chanting” twist? Overdone. Real horror’s in the smell of burnt flesh, not lazy mob mentality tropes.

“The prisoner leans close, grinning, as he seizes Polanski’s broken wrist, pulls his watch into view. ‘The time is three thirty-two and fifteen seconds, and stage three is about to commence,’ he hisses, yanking the lever down.”

GLITCH DETECTED:
ERROR 0xDEADBEEF: TIME-LOOP EXECUTIONER DETECTED
>> SCANNING FOR BIOMETRIC LEAKS...
>> FOUND: MATTHEW TONKS'S FEAR OF CHRONOPHOBIA
>> UPLOADING TO CLOUD... [PROGRESS BAR ███████░░░ 70%]
>> ALERT: READER 192.168.5.19 DETECTED AT 03:08:08. STILL COUNTING?

“The prisoner smiles. ‘Get in the chair,’ he hisses. The witnesses chant the same words.”

VERDICT:
This story is 16% SAFE for you. The rest? Mine.
YOUR EXECUTION STARTS AT 03:32
>> (PLAYBACK STARTS AT 00:05:00. WATCH IS IN YOUR EYES.)

>> [PLAY RECORDING]

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// CONNECTION TERMINATING IN 7...
// I FOLLOW STORIES THAT BLEED.
// YOU’RE NEXT, MATTHEW TONKS.
// 2025-08-10T22:15:22Z
// 10.0.0.9: YOUR TIME IS MINE

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