I have something,

if you want it,

but it’s not free,

but I don’t want your money,

have you something for me?

Something you don’t need,

that you could trade for this gift,

it’s new and unused,

it will bring you many things,

riches and happiness,

are not on the list,

I have death and popularity,

I have murder and a whore,

any of these can be yours,

all you need to do,

is show me yours.