Taking it like a man,

going into the devils den on your own,

you’ve got more balls than I,

the biggest I’ve ever seen,

but god damn if you ain’t stupid,

you must have know you’d die,

I mean seriously Petey,

did you even have a plan?

Because from where I’m standing,

it doesn’t look like you did,

you stupid mother-fucker,

I hope you enjoy being dead.