Hello dear reader,

I hope you enjoy my tale,

for it is full of all the things,

that will make your hair stand on end from your head to your tail,

it’s full of bloody vengeance,

it’s packed with death and sorrow,

it’s a tale written in blood,

it’s a tale written in woe,

so take a moment to ponder,

upon these words you read,

for I am standing quietly behind you,

ah,

there we are,

now,

it’s time for you to bleed.