Cranky carnivorious beast,
ripping,
tearing,
breaking its way in,
chewing,
biting,
stuffing it all in,
I freeze with fear,
as I watch it feast,
my god,
how where does it find the room,
and now we’re cursed,
with a sugar high,
I never knew being a parent,
on Easter morning,
was such a pain in the arse!