….Stuart smiles and grips his balding head with the vigour of someone with less sense and higher morales. “You’re still avoiding the question, regardless of what you say, or how you say it, so why don’t you do both of us a favour and just answer the question.” he grimaces through clenched teeth.

“Like I keep telling you, I can’t answer what I don’t know, why can’t you understand that? We’ve been back and forth for what seems like an eternity, and you still can’t accept the fact that I don’t know anything more than you already know, and there’s a reason for that, b…”

“NO! YOU’RE FUCKING LYING! YOU’VE LIED SINCE THE MOMENT WE MET, AND YOU CONTINUE TO LIE NOW! OBVIOUSLY YOU THINK I’M TOO STUPID TO REALISE YOUR RUSE, BUT I’M NOT! I’M SMARTER THAN YOU, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN SMARTER THAN YOU! NOW, TELL ME THE TRUTH! ANSWER MY QUESTION!”

They stand stagnant for many minutes until he smiles and allows a stuttered laugh escape his lips. “Am I the only one listening to the SHIT that’s spilling from your festering mouth hole?….”