Do You Know What The Muffin Man Said?

Segmented messages,

torn into flesh,

you cry,

you scream,

you forgive,

and you beg,

you promise countless promises,

you lie countless lies,

you try to deceive the deceiver,

but you can’t fool the king with his own lies,

segmented message,

torn into flesh,

your end days are coming,

but first you must complete,

damnations last request.  

In an attempt to encourage reviews for the first book, we’re having some fun, twisted fun in fact. The advertising campaign we’re currently running is one of bad reviews, and we want as many of them as possible, which really shouldn’t be that hard, right?

The below example should give you an idea of what we’re after.

Do you think you can do better?

How can you participate?

Press on this link HERE buy a copy, leave a review with a few snappy one liners, and you could find your review plastered across the net like the one above.

Or you could just sign up to the mailing list, by pressing the link below, and get the book for free.


Come on, I dare you to take the challenge!



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