“Right, keep my seat warm, I’ll be back for my beer in a tick,” Stuart says as he marches through the bar, giving a wink to a group of girls who sit at a table a few feet from the toilets, causing them to giggle like a heard of geese.

“Right, keep my seat warm, I’ll be back for my beer in a tick,” Stuart says as he marches through the bar, giving a wink to a group of girls who sit at a table a few feet from the toilets, causing them to giggle like a heard of geese.